I had the most exasperating conversation with a service staff at a coffee place yesterday. Scene: Four of us walk up to the entrance. Staff (S): “Hi, welcome. Table for how many?” Me (M): “Four please.” S: “Would you like to sit indoors or outdoors?” M: “Outdoors, thank you. Do you have a smoking table […]
When I was very young, I was taught this nursery rhyme (though on hindsight, why the fuck did they teach impressionable, young children this?) and it was my absolute favourite and I remember every single word to this day. O soldier, soldier, won’t you marry me With your musket fife and drum? Oh no sweet […]
I stopped counting the days we haven’t spoken because why should I care when you don’t? You said you are still the same person and so did I, but one of us must be lying because it’s no longer the same. How frightening it is to go from talking about everything under the sun to […]
I listen to music. You listen to music. Everyone listens to music. I cannot say I’m an all-genre music aficionado because I’m not. There’s some music I don’t get. Like metal. I think they should re-categorise it as ‘pollution’ because of all that screaming. But that’s just me. I mean, my siblings judge me all […]
I think I’m a terrible daughter. I think I scared my mum and made her worry for an entire day just because I didn’t think of the impact my words would have on her. I know we’ve all made our mums angry or worried at some point. I’m going to run away with another man! […]
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