Sleep, I summon you.

I am not getting enough sleep. In fact, I’m barely getting any. It’s not like I have a baby to look after, or am holding three jobs to support the family, so am very perplexed why I’m so deprived. In every sense of being deprived too, if you get my lecherous drift. When this happened […]

Great, big, hairy deal about that thing they call Love.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Or should I say Happy Singles Awareness Day! Ok so I’m a few days late but what does it matter. I always felt like it was an overrated day anyway and a good day for florists, chocalatiers (if there’s even such a word) and opportunists to make a quick buck. Especially a […]