I WON!!! I present to you… *drum roll* The photo of a champ.
For my efforts (and money spent), I won a brand new ipad mini babyyyy.
It was such a hectic week. All that meeting stuff took up a whole full day and that left me with only about an hour to transform from woman to demoness. Only had a bowl of lobster bisque the entire night as I had recurrent thoughts of self-poisoning from my dubious source of black lip liner.
Who needs to eat when you can drink and cam-whore the entire night though. I really planned to stay alcohol-free the entire night and was sipping apple juice at the beginning, but my gff/manager wouldn’t take no for an answer.
I’m ashamed to admit I drove herself and myself home after drinking five bottles of beer. But, I made sure to be extra cautious and not speed. I also made sure I wiped the makeup off my face and removed the wig before I drove so I wouldn’t scare anyone. How’s that for being a responsible citizen?
It was a good night though to see most people dressing up. Not so good was spotting a hot dude manning the photo booth. No way he ever paid me attention with me looking like a freak show. Sigh pie. It was a good thing I won or I would be doubly devastated.
Credits also to my wonderful sister who illustrated my guitar from scratch and going around the island with me for last minute scrambles.
I’m surprised I don’t have as many pictures as I thought I would, but I’ll show them to you anyway. If I charged five bucks for every picture taken with me, I would probably have enough to buy another gadget. Sigh pie to the lost opportunity lol.
I would also like to add that I won unanimously. *beams with pride*
Ok. I think I know why hot dude paid me any attention (if at all) for the wrong reasons. I would stay 128 feet away and beat me with a stick if I saw someone looking like that. Well… Since I don’t have anyone to hug to sleep, I shall hug my mini. Cheesepie.